1. jerkidiot:

    my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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    are you sure mom

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    are you sure these are my clothes

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  3. richard-sp8-jr:

    when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

    and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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  4. n0direecti0n:

    herriestiles:

    We need to send Justin Bieber to camp rock to get his ass sorted out.

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  5. beyoncesasshole:

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    a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?

    UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE

    I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN

    HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

    WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW

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  6. joetrohnam:

    my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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  10. iamyourfanclub:

    im never sad for the rest of my life because of this

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